Thursday, 05 November 2009

  • "Normally I would cut you for this, but omelette it slide."

    I love ebonics like I love listening to a poorly constructed argument. It's fun to mock initially but then it's just sad.

    I found out that ebonics was a scheme (scam) devised by "clever" folks in failing school districts in CA to secure more funding for education. After all, if ebonics is classified as a second language, then you can try to get more funding for English as a Second Language (ESL) classes. Get the funding first, divert the money later. This is one thing I'll never understand about most liberals. Many of these liberals always think throwing money at the problem will lead to a solution. How about start with a practical, common sense idea, lay down the groundwork for responsibility, set goals and standards and build in accountability that will force tough decisions if benchmarks are not met. Money is merely a vehicle. It makes small problems big problems and small successes larger successes. Ebonics for the sake of "education," was quite self-defeating.

    But enough with the ebonics tangent.

    I'mma lovin' tha omelettes deez dayz, yo!

    In the month of September, when I was in La Quinta for a conference, I stayed at an Embassy Suites. I hadn't stayed at an Embassy Suites since high school for an orchestra band trip so this was a nice trip down memory lane. Well, apparently this particular Embassy Suites offered a complimentary breakfast with your stay and it wasn't just your run-of-the-mill weak sauce "continental" breakfast. No, no, no... eggs, sausages, bacon, breads and pastries (albeit a bit stale), bagels, oatmeal, cereal; fresh fruit like bananas, apples, oranges, honey dew, watermelon, grapes and my favorite, ruby red grapefruit. Juices like apple, orange and cranberry. Waffles, pancakes, french toast. Biscuits and gravy and potato skillets. Hot tea, coffee, cold milk. Everything you could ask for to start your morning right. But the best part was the made-to-order omelettes. Those omelettes were outerworldly. I went for the spinach, mushrooms, peppers, onions, tomatoes sprinkled with shredded cheese. Generous dashes of Tabasco. Perfection. I think over my stay, I had no fewer than 5 omelettes over 2 breakfasts.

    The past weekend, I went to a breakfast buffet and lo and behold, a made-to-order omelette station! I went to town on that.

    So this week, I've been continuing my omelette kick and making my own. This morning's 2-egg omelette included albacore tuna, diced chile pepper, ground pepper, salsa verde and tomato salsa with melted "American swiss" cheese (yes, there is such a thing). If I had more time this morning, I'd have taken pictures.

    The rest of my power breakfast consisted of Honey Nut Cheerios with fat free milk, 2 slices of pinapple pie, a gala apple, iced tea and hot chai green tea with honey and a lime wedge (ran out of lemon). I also remembered to take my multi-vitamin.

    I'm feeling strong today. So much that I almost want to write a letter to my Congresswoman.

Saturday, 24 October 2009

  • Veganism: Self-Inflicted Assault on the Body and Intellecual Suicide

    Veganism is a way of living which excludes all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, the animal kingdom, and includes a reverence for life. It applies to the practice of living on the products of the plant kingdom to the exclusion of flesh, fish, fowl, eggs, honey, animal milk and its derivatives, and encourages the use of alternatives for all commodities derived wholly or in part from animals.

    The term "vegan," was coined by Donald Watson in 1944 and adopted by the Vegan Society in England the same year. Almost 65 years later, the absurdity of the movement continues. I tried, but I couldn't read this page with a straight face. I love the discipline of true vegans, although I contend that commitment is misplaced. When you deny yourself a balanced diet in the name of "reverence for life," you forgot about one thing: your own. I'm not suggesting anyone should eat a cow a day but a moderate amount of lean protein from an animal by-product is necessary for good health. Vegans should stop taking vitamin supplements since that arguably does not exclude "exploiting" human labor which violates their "reverence for life," clause. In fact, vegans should stop eating vegetables they themselves did not grow since that arguably is "exploiting" human labor also. Honey may not be vegan but I argue neither is living. At the end of the day, if you want to be vegan, more power to you. (Actually, you'll be physically weaker but that's besides the point.) Many Japanese live to be over a hundred years old and I'm positive they ate a thing or two of sushi (fish) in their lifetime, in addition to a steady supply of soy and vegetables.

    I own a pair of hemp sandals and I feel like I'm walking on burlap potato sacks. I like my leather products, leather upholstery, suede, down pillows and wool sweaters.

    At the end of the day, I guess the delusion of feeling good about yourself for "making a difference in the world" overcomes all discomfort in lifestyle and bereavement of quality eats.

    But onward, Vegan Soldier! Marching as to war.

Monday, 21 September 2009

Friday, 11 September 2009

  • Caster Semenya and the Problem with Political Correctness

    As the result of Caster Semenya's gender test is coming forth, I had to wonder, "why didn't anyone take him (scientifically speaking) aside BEFORE he hit the world's stage?"

    At every critical moment, people around Semenya chose to be oblivious to some clear red flags.

    If you, with seeing eyes, saw Caster Semenya and had absolutely no doubt that Semenya had two ovaries, not two testes, and positively believed Semenya did not possess a "Y"-chromosome, instead believing Semenya to be an XX-chromosome bearing female, you were simply being disingenuous.

    Cut out the political correctness.

    Some news agencies are inaccurately reporting that Semenya is a hermaphrodite. That's false. Semenya would need to have both testes and ovaries to be a hermaphrodite. Internal testes are not the same as ovaries. Semenya does not have ovaries, neither does Semenya have a uterus/womb or the upper two-thirds of a vagina. Semenya has never had a period and will never be able to become pregnant.

    Some may object to why we're even dissecting what is an issue of a woman's right to her privacy. Really. This is the fault of Caster's parents and the society that enabled her and pushed her through the ranks of International Track & Field, for all the world to see. You can't expect the adulation of a world medal on one hand and then demand your privacy regarding the one basic criteria that determines whether you'd be eligible for the acclaim and the corresponding purse (prize money, sponsorships, future speaking engagements).

    In case there is any doubt, the IAAF should have in their charter specifically stipulating that only women can compete against other women in the "women's class" for sports. This isn't discrimination, sexism, racism or any other -ism at work. If you have testosterone-producing testicles, you likely gain an advantage in certain sports that require strength and speed. How is that even be up for debate.

    Many are trying to complicate the issue over how Semenya must be devastated only just finding this out having gone his entire life believing he was a girl, and attempting to highlight the sociological issues regarding the "complexities" of gender. The ignorance defense. Not buying it. I've maintained all along that if you possess a Y-chromosome, you are not permitted to compete in women's events. It's better Semenya has arrived to the truth of the matter as it has probably saved Semenya's life. Internal testes can become malignant and uncovering the truth could save Semenya from cancer. In the interest of fairness, I would suggest the IAAF even conduct gender tests for all individuals interested in competing in women's sports on the world's stage from Maria Sharapova to Candace Parker to Kerri Walsh.

    No one has a choice in the characteristics one possesses at birth, what gender, what variant of gender and our various conditions. You play the hand you're dealt. Human history has shown that regardless of what someone is born with, with whatever genetic advantage or disability, people have the limitless ability to achieve great things. Semenya not being able to compete in women's events does not diminish her worth as an individual. While certainly issues of non-standard gender should be dealt with a certain level of sensitivity, it's the lack of courage of those around Semenya that I blame for this even coming under public scrutiny. Someone along the way failed to protect Caster Semenya.* Not everyone is meant to run women's track and field. Put me in that category also. Remember, the biggest charges leveled against Semenya came from female competitors. They were willing to say what those in Semenya's circle failed to uncover in private.

    While it's unfortunate Caster will have difficulty living a "normal life," going from this point forward, I argue her life already changed the instant she took to the field in the 800-meter world championships. It was already too late by then. Now it's up to the rest of the world, knowing what we know, to support Semenya as Semenya pursues success in another venue.

    *ETA (09/20/2009): SOUTH AFRICA’S top track official has apologised for denying knowledge of gender tests done on athlete Caster Semenya, claiming he lied to protect the athlete’s privacy. Athletics South Africa president Leonard Chuene said that his constant denials of the tests, which he said he was aware of when they were done in early August, were an ‘error of judgment’. - Times Online, UK source

    Wait, what is that you hear? The screeching sound of back-tracking. Tests from South Africa's Sports governing body were conducted as early as August 7th, at which time if Semenya were forced to withdraw, there would be little or no mention of this and it would have quietly gone away. Instead Semenya was permitted to compete and Semenya won the Women's 800-meter race at the World Championships on August 19th. A gender test was requested by the IAAF on August 20th. Now South Africa's Athletic President, Leonard Cheune, is trying to pass the buck onto the IAAF. Coward.

    Looks like they're throwing South Africa's Athletic President under the bus. Good.

    ABC Australia
    reporting.
    CNN also reporting.
    Telegraph UK with some of the best reporting:

    Leonard Chuene, the president of Athletics South Africa, had been one of the runner's most vocal defenders, accusing her critics of racism and sexism as well as condemning foreign scientists as "stupid".

    However, emails have shown not only that the ASA conducted tests last August, but the team's doctor, Harold Adams, advised Mr Chuene to have Miss Semenya withdrawn from the contest. This was ignored and she won the 800 metres, becoming the centre of a worldwide controversy.

    Do you think we're stupid? Forever shut your face, Mr. Leonard Chuene. And to anyone who has ever seen pictures of Caster Semenya and betrayed your own seeing eyes, betrayed your own functioning mind and sided with those crying racism/sexism and every -ism under the sun,

    Shh.

Thursday, 10 September 2009

  • Quick Hits, Hoops Style

    I'm going to hit up the gym before getting started with work today.

    Layups and free throws.

    Layups are great because it emphasizes being able to "finish" at the rim. There's nothing worse than out-working and accelerating past your opponent and getting to the cup, only to have your shot roll off the rim.

    Free throws are for improving patience, determination and focus. I am striving to be a career 80-percenter from the charity stripe. On really bad days I'm at 40% and usually I hover around 60%. I calculate my percentages after 20 free throws, thinking that's a decent sample size.

    Hoping today will get along and finish with a swish, swish.

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